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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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No way
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.